Friday, August 26, 2005

Blue Flypaper Gives a High-Five To Rev. Sharpton

What can I not say about Rev. Sharpton?

Sharpton is a unifier, not a divider. He is color blind to race and I swear he can't tell the difference between a fellow African American on one hand and a minority-hating white pig on the other.

The good Reverend never ever makes race an issue and instead talks solely of the objective merits of an issue. He certainly never allows base emotions to play a role in his actions.

A great example of his love for fair play is the Twana Brawley case. Even though it wasn't absolutely proven that she was raped by a white policeman, I think we all know that she was. Furthermore, we all know that white District Attorney was somehow responsible for the whole thing.

Sharpton has been magnanimous in lending his name and his fame to pretty much every racially charged protest in New York over the last 30 years.

Sharpton did his best to avoid the riots in Crown Heights in 1991, as well as an 1995 arson attack on a Jewish Harlem jeweler that resulted in 8 deaths. Without his involvement things could have gotten really ugly.

He's also a great friend of fellow African American Michael Jackson and helped him protest the racism so prevalent at Sony Music.

Please join Blue Flypaper in giving Rev. Sharpton a big ole High-Five!

4 Comments:

At 10:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, ok, ok...you had even *me* fooled there, for a bit.

Great satire...!

After all, anyone believing that Twana Brawley was telling the truth about her "rape", after she later confessed that the whole story was a hoax, is well, drinking some mighty nice kool-aid.

Next round's on me :)

 
At 12:30 AM, Anonymous fatman said...

Al Sharpton deserves to be publicly flogged, then chained to the bumper of a '71 Cadillac Coup Deville and dragged through the streets of Bedford-Stuyvesant.

 
At 6:41 AM, Blogger Fred said...

What? This is satire?

 
At 3:46 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

"After all, anyone believing that Twana Brawley was telling the truth about her "rape", after she later confessed that the whole story was a hoax...

Another person beliving the lies of the conservative media. So you believe EVERYTHING you believe in the papers, huh? That poor girl was so traumatized that in the end she agreed to say anything and everything to make it over. Poor girl was well on her way to being a Doctor or Lawyer before the Man got to her. Makes my heart cry.

 

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