Friday, September 16, 2005

Stop The Press: Womyn Added to Blue Flypaper Black List

***note there seems to be a problem with Blogger today as I have been unable to upload pictures so this post is sans picture***

For crimes against liberalism, Samantha Burns has been added to the Black List. She certainly isn't as bad as some of the others on the list...Alphecca...who would just assume have me taken out with an (illegally modified) semi-automatic into the back of my head. No, the problem with Ms. Burns is that she has a perfect gift of being a liberated, empowered, free victim of society and she throws all of that potential away. She even looks liberal to pass at one if she wanted to attend Burning Man!!

She is also wasting an education. If having a major in English and Cultural Anthropology isn't the breeding ground for liberalism then what is? Let the conservatives go into the vast wasteland of math and social sciences but for Goddess sake leave the humanities to liberals--since we created Humanities in the first place.

Welcome to the Black List sister!


At 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

blue's blacklist is really a list of all the people who don't hang onto every word that idiotic celebritys spew out thier worthless meatholes.

BTW. Go here:

At 1:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I proudly wear the blacklist as a badge of honour.

Although, you insult my disciplines, English and Anthropology, claiming they are breeding grounds for your vile liberalist thinking.

PS - I think I'm going to have to go in for plastic surgery now that you've abhorrently stated that I "look liberal". Aaaahhh, no!

At 6:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is crass discrimination against people who use Live Journal. BLACKLIST ME NOW!

--Next to Last Samurai

P.S. Hi Sam. :)

At 8:16 AM, Blogger True Blue said...


You do have that liberal "carefree I do what I think" vibe. Unfortunately, your oppressive boss doesn't let you think like you look.

As for someone's comment: "...idiotic celebritys spew out thier worthless meatholes."

Oh please. As if "idiots" can become celebrities? Come on! "idiots" (which is really an insensitive term but I'll use it just this once) can become actors and actresses. But to rise to celebrity-ness, you've got to have some smarts. Look at Tim Robbins, Sean Penn, Tara Reid, Madonna,... These are people that could have been Doctors, Lawyers, Judges, if they hadn't decided to focus on acting. And thank Goddess they did so that we can enjoy their talents.

At 9:53 AM, Blogger Fred Mangels said...

I don't get it. Why is Samantha's blog blacklisted? It didn't seem liberal or conservative to me.

At 12:13 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

From her blog:

Anti-Global Community-ism: "I'm not claiming that the UN ever gets anything accomplished..."

Perpetuating Womyn As 2nd Class Citizens: "I'm proudly repressed..."

Pro-Bush:"Leave it to the leader of the US to make the right move in steering the vehicle of progress forward in the hurricane efforts."

Links: I recognized many sites on her blog roll that let's just say are politically to the right of Atilla the Hun.

Again, dispite her mean words toward me as a person, I think she has potential if she can shake the "Stockholm Syndrome" that's she's in with her oppressive boss and embrace liberalism. Not a bad parallel to Condi when you think of it.

At 2:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I just posted a link to the Handgun Club of America.

Now, come on. Blacklist my Live Journal!

--Next to Last Samurai

At 7:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why you feminists are so bitter. I think it's because many of you chick are ugly as sin. You just need to get over it. It's not men's fault that we aren't attracted to ugly broads. If most of you didn't look like Mr. T, it might be different. But anyways, I'm here to help....

So - to get over your bitterness, I suggest the following - go on a diet, die your hair blond, get some implants, and shave off the facial, and armpit hair. Then maybe some guy, while drunk enough, might pay attention to you, and then you could drop your anger issues, because you'd have what you always truly wanted....And that is to be desired by men.

Admit it toots, you're bitter because you always wanted a man, but couldn't get one beacuse you look like Mr T. Just follow my simple steps above, and you'll be ok!

I'm trying to save you!

Please don't blacklist me!!!!

At 8:11 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...

You claim that you don't want anyone to visit the sites on your blacklist, yet you include links to them. Highly suspicious. Also, were any of the people on your list actually aware of your existence before they were blacklisted?

At 8:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get it now.

This site is satire.

very, very subtle, might I add. I almost didn't notice.

very funny.

At 9:24 PM, Blogger fatman said...

True Blue, you disappoint me. Blacklisting a nice girl like Sam, but completing ignoring Next to Last Samurai. That is just so totally unfair. I demand you correct this grave injustice immediately! Add NtLS to the Black List!In the name of Truth, Justice and the American Way!!!

gyrobo and moonbat monitor:

You folks have it all wrong. True Blue links to those sites to give her loyal readers examples of just how eeeeevil these right wing hate mongers can be. Sorta like being "scared staight."

Now if you'll excuse me, I've been thinking like True Blue too long and I've got a brain cramp. I'm going to lay down.

At 10:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well then, blacklist me, you angry womyn you!

Honestly, I still don't believe that this site isn't satire. Anyone that thinks Tara Reid is intelligent, and is actually willing to put it in print for the whole world to read has to be joking.

If this site isn't satire, then true blue, you are really unhinged.

But either way, it's all good. Unhinged people and good satirists are both entertaining to read.


At 11:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BlueBabe, thanks for the link to Samantha's site. Not only is she many orders of magnitude more logical than you are (at least the way you present yourself here), but she's much prettier.


/thinking I need to find that Anne Heche video...stat...


At 7:01 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...

Personally, I don't think this site is satire. I think it's a blog that showcases the opinion of someone with strong convictions.

May you never experience the blistering heat of day on Mercury!

At 8:54 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

Sorry for delay in responding. I had to put in time at the co-op, and yes I do work, and pay taxes. Unfortunately that means I am financing, in part, the illegal war in Iraq, oh Goddess!

Yes, I know that Tara Ried has a party all the time image, but that doesn't make her stupid. It's only because she's a girl that she get's that label. Boys who party are called "playboys" and are considered smart. Girls who do it are considered stupid. Sexism!

I know that Tara is smart. While I've never met her in person, I know someone who knows someone who used to hang out with her cousin, and she said that she learned all of her own lines when she was doing movies-something the producers of her movies didn't expect! Also, she said that "war sucks." Not that many people her age get into politics enough to be able to articulate an opinion on something as gobal as war!

Unless one of you knows Tara Reid, and isn't biased against her because of her gender or her "celebritiness" then I'm willing to be corrected on the point--and make sure you cite your sources as I don't want this to turn into a bag-on-Tara free for all. But I'm pretty sure she's up there with Penn & Co so I listed her.

At 3:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for taking up my cause, Fatman!


--Next to last Samurai


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