Friday, September 09, 2005

Blue Flypaper: Actor Sean Penn credited with saving almost 10,000 lives!

Actor/Activist Sean Penn has been credited with saving thousands of lives in New Orleans, sources at Blue Flypaper said.

Blue Flypaper credits Penn with averting almost 10,000 deaths from Katrina and bases its calculation on the following:

Before Penn's arrival in New Orleans the death toll estimates ranged from 10,000 to 25,000. After 3 days of Penn's boat rescues, the official death toll is now around 300. While there are still many people missing that certainly can't be Penn's fault and those deaths shouldn't count against his number.

Thus it's both accurate and fair to give him credit for the 10,000-300 or 9,700 lives saved.

Way to go Spicoli!

18 Comments:

At 9:54 PM, Anonymous GrlPwr said...

I had not idea. Thanks for giving us this information that the Bush-controlled media is conveniently keeping from us.

 
At 11:00 PM, Blogger fatman said...

You know, I saw a picture of Sean Penn trying to bail out his already overloaded "rescue" boat with a red plastic cup. You know, the kind you get at a convenience store filled with soda. Funniest thing I've seen all day. Wizbang is even running a caption contest for it.

No wonder he got hired to play Spicoli; I'll bet he didn't even have to audition. Classic example of typecasting

 
At 11:29 PM, Blogger fatman said...

BTW, in your post about Mr. Minority, you spelled "lambaste" wrong. (NOT "lambast")

 
At 12:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another classic parody! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.

 
At 2:05 AM, Blogger fido said...

Hurrah for mr Pen. Who knows they may even make a film about his "heroic efforts", wonder who's going to be cast to play him?

 
At 2:34 AM, Blogger fatman said...

One thing's for sure; if they DO make a movie about mr. Pen(sic) and his exploits, they'll have to get another actor to play him. He doesn't have the range.

Hey...maybe Anne Heche! Yeah!

 
At 4:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe lucy liu will play the BlueBabe in the movie...?

unrated version, here I come...

[literally]

-Wanderlust

 
At 5:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, and a couple thoughts regarding the hurricane, and spicoli's BS:

* It was a good thing he was grandstanding in New Orleans, instead of down in the Parish (St. Bernard Parish, east of New Orleans, for you foreigners). Some people I know down there, including my brother, would have shot his ass the moment he came through with this "I'm from Hollywood and I'm here (with my entourage) to help" crap.

* I note that CNN has sued to be able to show rescue recovery efforts on television, including recovery of dead bodies from the water. Why can't they show the same restraint with Katrina victims as they do with victims of jihadi suicide bombings in the Middle East?

/spinning

-Wanderlust

 
At 12:38 PM, Blogger Grampapinhead said...

Too Much !
I had to link this as a Sunday Laugh
and
by the way
Still waiting to be blacklisted or maybe you have given me material for a posting "why you cannot trust a liberal blogger"

 
At 8:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sources at blue flypaper are screwed in the head. Just because they estimated the number way too high, doesn't mean he saved the difference of the two numbers.

It's obvious now that you are writing this crap just to be stupid. You can't possibly be this dumb.

I give you an A+ for humor. Making fun of these democrat nut cases is a good past time for you.

 
At 10:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, you are just retarded. You give some actor credit for saving "lives" which in reality were just made up numbers to hopefully get more money into new orleans. wow, just, wow...

 
At 10:51 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

Those "numbers" as you call them are people. But then again, you conservatives have been calling lost human lives "body counts," "collateral damage" and "statistics" for decades. Maybe it is easier for you to go to bed at night knowing that your greed has just killed off a bunch of "numbers" instead of realzing that single moms with 5 and 6 kids are among the victims!

 
At 8:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um...those "numbers" were estimated dead people who DIDN'T exist. Not there, never were. Got out BEFORE they died. Idiot.

The only number you should be counting is the actual number of people that got in his boat.

I think you have air bubbles between your ears. If I was your mother, I'd act like I didn't know you.

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger True Blue said...

Penn guilted and prodded the government and didn't want to look bad by him saving everyone himself. Because of that they stepped up their actions. He deserves credit for those as well.

 
At 7:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if your nose grows every time you tell a lie. If so you need every single one of those men-hating woMEN you hang out with to help you carry the damned thing around.

It's funny that you think people actually believe this crap. I don't believe I've ever seen such stupidity in all my life. You give a new meaning to the word MORON.

 
At 8:10 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

I'm not sure if you mean to, but you are being very offensive.

 
At 9:32 PM, Anonymous WildCard said...

i am firmly convinced that true is 14. there is no way that any adult could be so oblivious to common sense.

 
At 10:32 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

Go rent Taps and tell me that Penn is not a great actor, great Amerian, and a great mind.

 

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