Sunday, September 11, 2005

Buying Barbara Boxer is not easy!

Thank Goddess Barbara Boxer is on our side because whoever's side this womyn is on will win! Blue Flypaper likes to think of her as Ted Kennedy in a dress! Unlike other Senators, it isn't all that easy to buy her vote. That's because she puts people first and stepping away from that doesn't come cheap for her or her "contributors." She really is a Senator of the people (especially those often ignored citizens of the 415 area code and parts the 310--especially Venice, CA). Let me tell you that this womyn speaks for the ignored!

Boxer is also brave and on her game. Many Senators, regardless of gender, would retreat after being called a "screeching, irritating hagfest." Those kinds of descriptions just motivate her even more to keep on screaming. Others would be off guard when it was discovered that the sleeziest of the sleezy plaintiff law firms, Milberg Weiss, was a big, big contributor to her campaigns. However, Boxer doesn't bend to that kind of partisan pressure--legitimate or not--and knowing her as I do, she was probably back hitting up law firms for donations within 48 hours of that little bomb shell! That's called being a politician's politician!

Let me tell you this womyn stays on message and for a fellow Democrat that's as big of a compliment as one can give. Like Kennedy was with Chappaquiddick, she knows not to stray from one's story and stay on your game. Goddess we love this womyn. We salute you Barbara Boxer and wish we had the money to give you like so many others do.

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At 6:16 PM, Blogger Rambling Rose Cottage said...

Interesting! Thanks!

 
At 11:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love Babs, I just don't get why she has permanent "Dump face", that scowl that says "I'm trying to poop right now." Gary Shandling has it, too.

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

There are many differences between Barbara Boxer and Gary Shandling.

How much money does Shandling get from plaintiff lawfirms and legal lobbyists?

Does Shandling score #82 out of all 100 Senators when sorted by net approval rating?

Does Shandling own Haliburton stock?

Does the Victorville Daily Press call Shandling "California’s Resident Airhead"?

Is Shandling cited by Capitol Hill’s Roll Call as one of the ten most partisan members of Congress in the last fifty years?

Unless the answer is yes to all of these (and it's not!) then Shandling is not even in Boxer's class.

Boxer is #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 5:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you want to talk "dump face", I'd put Larry King at the top of the list. I swear, sometimes when he's leaning forward on his desk I'm convinced he's squeezing out a burlyturd.

 
At 6:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoa...I thought Haliburton was EEEEEVILLLLL.

So Babs plays on both teams?

Thought so.

Does that make her a "bi-Ethical" Senator?

(after all, with that look, she's bi-something or other)

-Wanderlust

 
At 10:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL...just figured out that our BlueBabe is a bandwidth wh*re.

Her pic is taken directly from the Cincinnati Enquirer's website.

No netiquette among liberals, huh?

-Wanderlust

 
At 6:41 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...

According to Wikipedia, the Americans for Democratic Action group scored Boxer and Feingold as the two most progressive politicians in the Senate. Check out the voting records.

The power of Wikipedia compels you!

 
At 8:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey womyn lover, I bet this news item makes you all happy, I'm surprised you haven't written about what a kinder wonderfuller gentler world we can expect now that science has removed the need for men:

"Sperm not needed for reproduction"

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16568760-13762,00.html

 
At 10:46 AM, Blogger True Blue said...

I have no problem with reproduction. It is the conservatives that don't like it taught in schools.

 
At 10:51 AM, Blogger True Blue said...

and Gyrobo, thank your fo the link. Barbara Boxer is absolutely the most progressive (ie., best) senator this country has ever had. If we could have had 50 of her and 50 Ted Kennedys in the Senate, this country would be rocking. It's so sad that we have such diversity of opinions in the Senate instead of everyone having the same liberal mentality.

 
At 4:44 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

The most offensive thing you said was "Ford Expedition."

Those are tree-killing, air polluting, gas guzzling, road hogging nightmares.

Do yourself a favor and buy a Prius.

 
At 7:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooooh, I love a man with a tree-killing, air polluting, gas guzzling, road hogging machine. *wink*

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

No wonder we have to import so much blood, I mean oil from the mideast.

 
At 6:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to Catholic school. True, the school did not teach it, but I know from experience it is also true that Catholic school girls are the sluttiest.

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

Yes, you missed a lot, such as treating womyn as sex objects is sexism at its worst.

You also missed the part where they taught you about how your government is cheating you so that they can pad the pockets of the rich.

You missed how we are polluting our environment and killing future generations so that corporations don't have to pay taxes.

In sum, you missed a lot. But it's not too late and the fact that you are here getting exposed to true liberalism is a good start.

 
At 5:04 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

I don't believe any of that. I think you are lying or at least exaggerating.

 
At 8:19 AM, Blogger True Blue said...

This post is supposed to be about how amazing Barbara Boxer is and not about your jr. high school (or more likely reform school) hijinx.

 

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