Sunday, September 11, 2005

Buying Barbara Boxer is not easy!

Thank Goddess Barbara Boxer is on our side because whoever's side this womyn is on will win! Blue Flypaper likes to think of her as Ted Kennedy in a dress! Unlike other Senators, it isn't all that easy to buy her vote. That's because she puts people first and stepping away from that doesn't come cheap for her or her "contributors." She really is a Senator of the people (especially those often ignored citizens of the 415 area code and parts the 310--especially Venice, CA). Let me tell you that this womyn speaks for the ignored!

Boxer is also brave and on her game. Many Senators, regardless of gender, would retreat after being called a "screeching, irritating hagfest." Those kinds of descriptions just motivate her even more to keep on screaming. Others would be off guard when it was discovered that the sleeziest of the sleezy plaintiff law firms, Milberg Weiss, was a big, big contributor to her campaigns. However, Boxer doesn't bend to that kind of partisan pressure--legitimate or not--and knowing her as I do, she was probably back hitting up law firms for donations within 48 hours of that little bomb shell! That's called being a politician's politician!

Let me tell you this womyn stays on message and for a fellow Democrat that's as big of a compliment as one can give. Like Kennedy was with Chappaquiddick, she knows not to stray from one's story and stay on your game. Goddess we love this womyn. We salute you Barbara Boxer and wish we had the money to give you like so many others do.

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At 6:16 PM, Blogger Rambling Rose Cottage said...

Interesting! Thanks!

 
At 8:33 PM, Blogger fatman said...

True Blue!!!

Where have you been???

I was so worried! Afraid you had drowned. Or been run over by a car. Or gone for a ride with Teddy Kennedy (D-Chivas) and done both.

 
At 11:06 PM, Anonymous kirby McMillan said...

I love Babs, I just don't get why she has permanent "Dump face", that scowl that says "I'm trying to poop right now." Gary Shandling has it, too.

 
At 11:08 AM, Blogger Brad said...

Kirb,
The difference is that Babs is a lot funnier than Shandling.

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

There are many differences between Barbara Boxer and Gary Shandling.

How much money does Shandling get from plaintiff lawfirms and legal lobbyists?

Does Shandling score #82 out of all 100 Senators when sorted by net approval rating?

Does Shandling own Haliburton stock?

Does the Victorville Daily Press call Shandling "California’s Resident Airhead"?

Is Shandling cited by Capitol Hill’s Roll Call as one of the ten most partisan members of Congress in the last fifty years?

Unless the answer is yes to all of these (and it's not!) then Shandling is not even in Boxer's class.

Boxer is #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 5:37 PM, Anonymous Chauncy Gardner said...

If you want to talk "dump face", I'd put Larry King at the top of the list. I swear, sometimes when he's leaning forward on his desk I'm convinced he's squeezing out a burlyturd.

 
At 6:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

whoa...I thought Haliburton was EEEEEVILLLLL.

So Babs plays on both teams?

Thought so.

Does that make her a "bi-Ethical" Senator?

(after all, with that look, she's bi-something or other)

-Wanderlust

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger fatman said...

I dunno, wanderlust. If Babs is bi, that just doubles her chances of not having a date Saturday night.

 
At 10:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL...just figured out that our BlueBabe is a bandwidth wh*re.

Her pic is taken directly from the Cincinnati Enquirer's website.

No netiquette among liberals, huh?

-Wanderlust

 
At 6:41 PM, Blogger Gyrobo said...

According to Wikipedia, the Americans for Democratic Action group scored Boxer and Feingold as the two most progressive politicians in the Senate. Check out the voting records.

The power of Wikipedia compels you!

 
At 8:17 AM, Anonymous Pluto's Dad said...

Hey womyn lover, I bet this news item makes you all happy, I'm surprised you haven't written about what a kinder wonderfuller gentler world we can expect now that science has removed the need for men:

"Sperm not needed for reproduction"

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16568760-13762,00.html

 
At 10:46 AM, Blogger True Blue said...

I have no problem with reproduction. It is the conservatives that don't like it taught in schools.

 
At 10:51 AM, Blogger True Blue said...

and Gyrobo, thank your fo the link. Barbara Boxer is absolutely the most progressive (ie., best) senator this country has ever had. If we could have had 50 of her and 50 Ted Kennedys in the Senate, this country would be rocking. It's so sad that we have such diversity of opinions in the Senate instead of everyone having the same liberal mentality.

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger fatman said...

Yeah, and if we had fifty Ted Kennedys (or should that be Kennedies) in the Senate, maybe General Motors wouldn't have had to retire the Oldsmobile marque.

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger fatman said...

As for conservatives opposing sex education in schools, that's balderdash. BALDERDASH, I say. Why I learned everything I needed to know about sex--in school--by the end of my freshman year in high school. And THAT was in the sixties. Nowadays they're starting in kindergarden.

As for post-graduate studies, I'm holding classes in the back of my Ford Expedition. No pre-registration, no SATs, a course of study in tune with your needs and best of all, FREE tuition! And the fall semester starts whenever you get here. Whaddya say, can I sign you up?

 
At 4:44 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

The most offensive thing you said was "Ford Expedition."

Those are tree-killing, air polluting, gas guzzling, road hogging nightmares.

Do yourself a favor and buy a Prius.

 
At 5:53 PM, Blogger fatman said...

Oh, come ON, True Blue. Fun's fun and all that, but have you ever tried holding a seminar in the back of a Prius? I mean, I'm game for most anything, but I'm not a contortionist. Jeez.

 
At 7:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooooh, I love a man with a tree-killing, air polluting, gas guzzling, road hogging machine. *wink*

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

No wonder we have to import so much blood, I mean oil from the mideast.

 
At 6:07 AM, Anonymous Pluto's Dad said...

I went to Catholic school. True, the school did not teach it, but I know from experience it is also true that Catholic school girls are the sluttiest.

 
At 6:46 PM, Blogger fatman said...

Hey, pluto's dad! I went to Catholic schools too!

I remember it as if it were yesterday. The crisp white blouses. The demure plaid skirts. The saddle shoes. The white knee socks. The innocent white panties...The budding bosom, gently straining against...(shakes head violently)

Okay, I'm back. Did I miss anything?

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

Yes, you missed a lot, such as treating womyn as sex objects is sexism at its worst.

You also missed the part where they taught you about how your government is cheating you so that they can pad the pockets of the rich.

You missed how we are polluting our environment and killing future generations so that corporations don't have to pay taxes.

In sum, you missed a lot. But it's not too late and the fact that you are here getting exposed to true liberalism is a good start.

 
At 11:48 AM, Blogger fatman said...

Me, treat women as a sex object?! MOI???!!!

You have no idea! All the years of degradation I've endured from woman who couldn't keep their hands off me:

The little girl who sat next to me in the second grade, leaning over when the nuns weren't looking and running her hand up my inner thigh.

The girl who was my study partner in the seventh grade inviting me over to study one afternoon when her parents were out. When I got there she opened the door wearing nothing but a smile.

The time in my junior year in high school when I stopped to use the boys' room as school was letting out and was trapped there and ravished by the girls' foxy female phys-ed teacher...and the entire cheerleading squd. Oh, the humanity!

Is it any wonder that I gained so much weight to repulse the women? That I reap the profits of all that Haliburton, Exxon and Ford stock that I own and don't pay taxes on? That I drive around in a Ford Expedition (I don't what I'm going to do now that Ford's discontinuing it--maybe a Lincoln Navigator)? That I mentally undress every woman I see (except the ugly ones, of course)?

You mock me and call me sexist, while knowing nothing of the traumatic childhood I barely survived. Just remember, what goes around comes around. You too shall be judged and found wanting one of these days.

 
At 5:04 PM, Blogger True Blue said...

I don't believe any of that. I think you are lying or at least exaggerating.

 
At 12:22 AM, Blogger fatman said...

So now, in addition to being sexist, I'm a liar and a prevaricator? That hurts, True Blue, it really does.

Of all the people in the blogosphere, I thought that you would understand. That you would feel my pain. That you would empathize. *Sigh*

But no. Instead of empathizing, you mock me. You paint me with the broad brush of stereotype. You place the victim on trial instead of the victimizers.

That's alright though. I understand. The years of indoctrination by radical feminists have left you incapable of considering the possiblity that men can be victims too. That won't stop me. I'll continue to reach out to you. To try and bring you back from the Dark Side. Obi-wan would want that.

May the Force be with you. Always.

 
At 12:28 AM, Blogger fatman said...

In the meantime, I hooked up with that girl from the seventh grade again and I'm holding another sex-ed seminar with her in the back of my Expedition. It'll be tight, but I think I can squeeze you in. Interested?

 
At 8:19 AM, Blogger True Blue said...

This post is supposed to be about how amazing Barbara Boxer is and not about your jr. high school (or more likely reform school) hijinx.

 
At 3:32 AM, Blogger fatman said...

Oh, come on now. Who wants to talk about ol' Dump Face Babs when we can be focusing on serious matters of higher education? And for the record, they're not called reform schools anymore. They're called Pre-Teen and Adolescent Attitude Restructuring Centers.

 

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